Things I Never Said Before Motherhood

As my husband asked me for the "wipies" last night, I amused myself with a partial list of the things I never said before motherhood. They include:

• panties
• undies
• britchies
• ba ba
• binkie
• "Because I'm the mom, that's why"
• silly billy
• cutie patootie (hate the fact that I say this now)
• PJ nights (pajamas)
• Pizzamocker (Marilyn's code for frozen teether, later on we found out she was saying freezer marker)
• get your biscuits (as in I am going to get your biscuits)
• touch your toesies
• put on your shoesies
• sockies
• bum (our word for bottom)
• brush your teethies
• owie
• boo boo
• hurt my heart
• upchuck

I'll save the list of things I'd never thought I'd have to do for another day;)